The Love-Shy Survival Guide Soundtrack
My original manuscript had song lyric quotes to fit every
section. However my publisher informed me that song lyrics cannot
legally be quoted like book passages. I found that it would cost at
least $30,000 for worldwide English rights to include the references.
So instead I provide links here to YouTube videos of the songs. You
will have to guess the exact quotes from the songs. If you like rock
and roll (contrasting Dr. Gilmartin's outdated study of the musical
tastes of love-shys), you should enjoy...
(Don't contact
me about dead links.)
Chapter 1. The Important Basics
What is love-shyness?
What causes love-shyness?
The first steps
Chapter 2. The Big Picture
Don't panic
Your environment is you
The map of the jungle
Chapter 3. Get Out There
The Eyes Have It
Have a life
Be a life
Chapter 4. Therapies
Practice dating
Drugs
Street time
Chapter 5. For Women
Sex it up
The world is your oyster
Go for it
Chapter 6. Going Pro
Work the pole
The surrogate bandwagon (actual lyric not in this version)
The world's oldest profession
Chapter 7. On Your Own
What?! This is it?
Problems we like to have (have to mention this spongebob version)
Wrap it up
Bibliography
What is love-shyness?
What causes love-shyness?
The first steps
Chapter 2. The Big Picture
Don't panic
Your environment is you
The map of the jungle
Chapter 3. Get Out There
The Eyes Have It
Have a life
Be a life
Chapter 4. Therapies
Practice dating
Drugs
Street time
Chapter 5. For Women
Sex it up
The world is your oyster
Go for it
Chapter 6. Going Pro
Work the pole
The surrogate bandwagon (actual lyric not in this version)
The world's oldest profession
Chapter 7. On Your Own
What?! This is it?
Problems we like to have (have to mention this spongebob version)
Wrap it up
Bibliography
You guys need some tunes to set the mood:
"Barry White music an
aphrodisiac for love-shy shark"
